The Spider Cave


‘Those hips were made for babies and you will have them’ – Sorilea, Lord of Chaos page 431

‘I crave your pardon, Harry’ – Dumbledore

‘So why in the name of Merlin’s saggy left…’ -Ron Weasley

You’re not a man unless you know tappets from your pistons

‘A man would know he had to walk through fire and tame a lioness with his bare hands every time he approached you.’ – Valan Luca, FoH P.711

‘Your eyes drink my soul, your lips -inflame my heart, your shoulders make my pulse race.’ – Valan Luca, FoH P.710

Bottomless well of pleasure – Habibi

She is a sludge of 1001 cocks – Habibi

Never kiss a girl whose brothers have knife scars – Mat Cauthon

Never gamble without knowing the back way out – Mat Cauthon

The Light shine on you and send you smooth roads, fair weather and pleasant company until we meet again

Madar e meherbaan (mother)

Holly Hannah!

I’m sweating like a whore in church

‘What’s for breakfast? O negative or AB positive?’ – Jacob Black

‘My mum was right, never marry white. My mum used to say never marry a paki because u become wacky’ – Jimmy Hard Nails

Well, thank god for small mercies and lace panties – Jai, Batman

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